Revealed: leftist journo bias

The voting pattern of the sleepy journalist above is unknown. What we know is he claims to be struggling with his term paper.

Almost all the aspiring journalists in our little paradise are left-wing radicals. This seems to be the only sensible conclusion emanating from my ground-breaking paper "Are YOU a neutral journalist? An inquiry into the political sympathies of journalism students in Volda".

Now, the only task remaining is to camouflage and explain away the most striking flaws in the paper, such as haphazard structure, dubious reasoning and an almost complete lack of theoretical foundation.

Can linguistic finesse and a mind-blowing introduction bring home a decent grade? My bet is it will.